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Post by The Taco on Jul 16, 2011 20:45:31 GMT -5
"Kill the wabbit!" Elmer Fudd
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Post by Sadira Black on Aug 3, 2011 11:09:07 GMT -5
"The only fireworks you're gonna see that have to do with me are the ones you'll see behind your eyelids when I punch you in the face if you don't back off." - Me XD
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
Alice? THE Alice?
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Oct 21, 2011 20:00:06 GMT -5
"~And so begins the franchises habit of showing off the WB logo and the creepy Harry Potter title card thing in the clouds before heading down to wherever the movie starts.~
Audience: Wow, every single house is exactly the same. That is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen in my life.
Harry: Hello, lovely viewers! I hit puberty when I'm twelve, apparently! Though it kind of makes sense since I think Dan was nearing thirteen by this point so…yeah.
James and Lily: Hey, we're still the only picture you'll ever look at!" -iheartmwpp's fanfic, Yet Another Harry Potter movie Parody:Film 2, Chapter 1
Lloyd: Colette, need cure for poison Colette: What? I'm not poisoned! Lloyd:No...I mean...me... end of battle scene from Tales of Symphonia
Gibbs: "Rule number three: Don't believe what you're told, double check." Kate: "Should I write these rules in my Palm Pilot or crochet them on pillows?"
Gibbs (to Kate): "Never say you're sorry. (laughing) You don't have to crochet that one." NCIS, Yankee White
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Oct 29, 2011 16:54:50 GMT -5
"My mind is so deep in the gutter, it has its own system" - Sarah, my new housemate
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Euca
Slytherin
1st Year Saphira's Daughter Muffin Club Vice President Ariana's Fianc?e Jim's and Gio's Fianc?e Wand: Ebony, 11", Dragon Heartstring, Slender Robes: 6 Books: 33 Extra Items: 37 Broom:Silver Arrow[M:-10304]
Posts: 32,153
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Post by Euca on Oct 31, 2011 12:20:50 GMT -5
"*gasps and splutters* You- haven't- seen...no. not possible. HOW ON EARTH IN THE NAME OF MERLIN'S MOST SAGGY YELLOW UNDERPANTS HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED FAST 5!?!?!?!?!?!?" - Our very own Boss Nio, screaming, cursing and muttering over me having committed a 'crime' by not watching above mentioned movie.
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Professor Giovanni
Slytherin
1st Year Wand: 9", Mahogany, Dragon Heartstring, rather firm, black w/ a green arcane swirl pattern Robes: Black with Green Edging and Vedona crest Books: 14 Extra Items: Supplies: Pet: Loki, A Talking Raven[M:-735]
Magic is only as powerful as the mind that wields it.
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Post by Professor Giovanni on Nov 1, 2011 17:22:20 GMT -5
My brain got fed up from the overwork, saw the all of the info I had memorized for today's quiz and went "Delete, Delete, Delete." - Friend who explained why he had spectacularly bombed a test.
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
Alice? THE Alice?
Posts: 427
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Nov 1, 2011 21:28:02 GMT -5
Friend Rita: Mr.Hanson says that you and Michelle have screws loose in your head, right? And then he says that the screw in my head aren't loose...they're gone! Is that true?
Me:...yes!
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
Posts: 8,774
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Post by Nio on Nov 2, 2011 17:15:41 GMT -5
(euca, thanks)
I wanna be a Swansea Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger. Here's to the man that I love best, Many a time he's sucked my chest. BEEPed him standing, BEEPed him lying, If he had wings I'd BEEP him flying. Now he's dead and long forgotten, Dig him up and BEEP him rotten!
The typical "heart-warming chant signifying team unity" for all sports teams at my uni.
BEEP is a 4 letter word beginning with F that I am not about to put down and get in trouble over
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
Alice? THE Alice?
Posts: 427
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Nov 3, 2011 16:51:08 GMT -5
Kratos: Because Gnomlette: Why? Kratos: Because Gnomlette: Why? Kratos: Because Gnomlette: Why? Kratos: Because Gnomlette: *Eyes get huge* You said the word. YOU SAID THE WORD!!!!
The Gnomlette then proceeds to smash his face against the floor.
I saw this in a video in youtube. The first is called 'Why Mithos Fought Gnome by Himself' and the second one is called 'The Word.' Both are from Tales of Symphonia.
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Nov 3, 2011 19:22:16 GMT -5
"Evil dictator High-five time!" - two of my housemates. They both scored Evil Dictator on a personality test...then I got Crackpot
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
Alice? THE Alice?
Posts: 427
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Nov 4, 2011 21:54:33 GMT -5
"He's gonna catch crap on fire." Me comenting on a TV show.
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Nov 5, 2011 11:45:03 GMT -5
"And to then say i could imprint this behaviour onto say...media students. No one will care as they aren't taking a real course"- Dr Forman, one of my lecturers on the "joys" of statistics
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
Alice? THE Alice?
Posts: 427
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Nov 5, 2011 13:58:54 GMT -5
"Pet me, *itch." The look on the face of my cat. You could just tell that that was exactly what he was thinking.
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
Posts: 8,774
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Post by Nio on Nov 5, 2011 15:37:15 GMT -5
^As does mine
"Oh yeah? Well why don'y you come to my room, lay your head on my pillow and I'll set that bloody vibrating alarm to go off and we'll see how funny it is when your head is acting reminiscetn to a vibrator!"- me to a housemate
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
Alice? THE Alice?
Posts: 427
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Nov 5, 2011 17:09:18 GMT -5
"Why must you insist on eating me?!" ~Me to my cats whenever they try to eat me (which is all the time).
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