Igor Karkaroff
Slytherin
1st Year Wand: Willow, Phoenix Feather, 8", Swishy Robes: Lime Green Robes Books: A Beginner's Guide to Potions Extra Items: 7 Supplies: 5 Pet: purple gecko named Oliver Classes: [M:-126]
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Post by Igor Karkaroff on May 11, 2011 19:48:16 GMT -5
Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb? Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight. - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun! -Peeves
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Hedwig
Ravenclaw Prefect
7th Year Team Elements Beater Muffin Club Member Wand: Maple, 7", Dragon Heartstring, Quite Slender Robes: Black w/ Ravenclaw crest & blue edging, 8 Books: 27 Extra Items: Freddie, 8+ Animal Sounds Sweet, Choco Chip Muffin Broom: Nimbus 1000[b
Follow the butterflies!
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Post by Hedwig on May 11, 2011 23:14:24 GMT -5
(Excuse me, Sadie? No social life? Gosh, that hurts.)
Umbridge: Did you get my text? Dumbledore: Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox! Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back. --A Very Potter Sequel
Draco: Hey, Potter. Potter. Potter.´ Harry: What Malfoy?´ Draco: I drew a picture of you. Do you see what's happening to you in it? It's you getting hit in the head with a quaffle! Don't you feel foolish? Look. That's me. That one, that's me. *points* And I'm in the background laughing and pointing at you. We're having a right good time, aren't we? Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater, it's rather good. It's actually... quite good. You know... it's probably the best I've ever done. Actually... can I have that back? Wait... no... I'm TAKING IT! What do you think of that, Potter? Huh? I've stolen your favorite drawing! Look, what do you think of this? *rips it in half* NO! Goyle paste it! Now look what you've done, Potter! You wait till my father hears about this! He'll say, "Draco, you oh dear little poofer! Why can't you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human?" And then, and then he will pull down my diaper, and scold me for the mess I've left in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries. Potter: That really sucks, Malfoy, but.. I just can't believe you still wear a diaper! --A Very Potter Sequel
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Post by Sadira Black on May 12, 2011 14:51:18 GMT -5
((You do have a social life! I was just in one of my bad moods where I bash everyone.... XD))
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Post by The Taco on May 19, 2011 20:22:57 GMT -5
^That wasn't a quote...
"What are you, a vulture in another life?" Anya from Annastasia
"Alright, I was gate crashing!" Draco Malfoy HBP Movie
Hey, Aron! Act your age, not your IQ!" Me
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Post by Sadira Black on May 21, 2011 21:10:55 GMT -5
Who cares if it was a quote or not?
"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written." - Artemis Fowl the Second
"At the risk of sounding cliched, I've been expecting you." - Artemis Fowl the Second
"I never tell anyone exactly how smart I am, they would be too scared." - Artemis Fowl the Second
"Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud." - Domovoi Butler
"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know." - Foaly the Centaur
"I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room." - Foaly the Centaur
"That's right, rich boy. You're on your own this time." - Captain Holly Short
"Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!" - Commander Julius Root
"It's this blasted puberty, Butler. Every time I see a pretty girl, I waste valuable mind space thinking about her." - Artemis Fowl the Second
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Post by The Taco on May 24, 2011 18:38:56 GMT -5
"You two were born with brains, so why don't you use them?" ~ Me
"There's no I in team, but there's a U in stupid!" ~ Unknown
"Things You Don't Say To Your Wife (Tune to Time of Your Life by Greenday)
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end? That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show I taped it over our old wedding video
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife
Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill? Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill
If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife These are the things you don't say to your wife" ~ Tim Hawkins
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Post by Sadira Black on May 24, 2011 18:52:33 GMT -5
Oh my gosh... I thought you were just kidding when you said you were going to do that....
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Post by The Taco on Jun 2, 2011 17:39:28 GMT -5
"So you're bravely refusing to fight a swordsman half your age?" Edmund Pevensie
"They say the pen is mightier than the sword. What if that sword is Riptide?" Unknown
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Post by Sadira Black on Jun 5, 2011 19:04:18 GMT -5
I'm not good at burying the hatchet ...unless I get a good clear shot at your head! - Me
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Post by The Taco on Jun 6, 2011 0:13:17 GMT -5
(This one's a sort of racist poem my friend made up...) "Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm white. What are you?" My wierd friend...
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Post by Sadira Black on Jun 6, 2011 0:26:53 GMT -5
Let me guess.... Matthew?? XD
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Luv
Gryffindor
1st Year Taco's Mom Unky's Baby Mama Wand: Willow, 7 inches, Veela Hair, Quite Slender Robes: Standard Black Books: 5 Extra Items: Euca, Carnival Queen Costume Supplies: Spell-Checking quill, Color-Changing Ink, and Parchment Pet: Win
Got a job finally. Only took an eternity!
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Post by Luv on Jun 7, 2011 3:09:14 GMT -5
"Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers." Hans Christian Andersen
"Where words fail, music speaks." Hans Christian Andersen
"If we don't end war, war will end us." H. G. Wells
"If you fell down yesterday, stand up today." H. G. Wells
"I hate to cook and love to eat." Kate DiCamillo
"I like to think of myself as a storyteller." Kate DiCamillo
"Understand, I had absolutely no interest in writing; I wanted to be a Writer."Kate DiCamillo
"Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Bablyon and evil as Hell." Edward Abbey
"Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second." Edward Abbey
"I write sets of books, but I've also written a lot of orphans." Lynn Abbey
"I'm dense when it comes to discouragement." Lynn Abbey
"After all is said and done, more is said than done." Aesop
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Post by Sadira Black on Jun 7, 2011 13:23:11 GMT -5
It looks like you pressed the wrong button on my vending machine of emotions today! Instead of a happy day bar you got a I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE treat! - Me
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Euca
Slytherin
1st Year Saphira's Daughter Muffin Club Vice President Ariana's Fianc?e Jim's and Gio's Fianc?e Wand: Ebony, 11", Dragon Heartstring, Slender Robes: 6 Books: 33 Extra Items: 37 Broom:Silver Arrow[M:-10304]
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Post by Euca on Jun 8, 2011 0:00:09 GMT -5
And since he's back, it's impossible that he doesn't say something worth quoting here:
"It's not hard to write; it's hard to perfect your writing. I wrote a 10 page short story 30 minutes before class and people were amazed. "It's like a bad-ass Aladdin with weapons instead of a monkey!" My ego was given very much attention in that class. I was pleased."
---Zoriath Mentriad
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Post by Sadira Black on Jun 8, 2011 0:05:21 GMT -5
""""I love quoting you" - Zoriath Mentriad" - Sadira Black" - Zoriath Mentriad" -Sadira Black" - Zoriath Mentriad
Yes, we had an epic quote battle where we quoted each other.
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