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Post by Sadira Black on Dec 15, 2011 19:02:19 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything! 5. Have a ghost (not Peeves) follow him for the day and see how close they are to wishing they'd never become a ghost 6. Tell him Umbridge read the Twilight series and it was now the book she lived by. 7. Get the Weasley Twins to create a neon sign he can't see hanging over his head saying he is an idiot...it's not like they are lying! 8. Rifle through his desk drawers until you find the one holding all of his Squib info, then proceed to make copies, replace the originals, and then post said copies all over Hogwarts. 9. Make a copy of his key to his "office" (or wherever he keeps the confiscated stuff) and make a new one, and see how long it takes him to realize that it isn't the right key. 10. Leave a message supposedly from Dumbeldore stating that "naked Thursdays" are now a rule. 11. Put a flat-screen TV in his room and see how long it takes him to realize that it isn't a moving picture. 12. Look at a blank piece of parchment. He'll confiscate it saying that it's a dangerous magical artifact. 13. Wave around a plain stick in the hallways and see how long it takes for him to scream, "Magic in the corridors!"
Hmm... Top 13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss.
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Euca
Slytherin
1st Year Saphira's Daughter Muffin Club Vice President Ariana's Fianc?e Jim's and Gio's Fianc?e Wand: Ebony, 11", Dragon Heartstring, Slender Robes: 6 Books: 33 Extra Items: 37 Broom:Silver Arrow[M:-10304]
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Post by Euca on Dec 16, 2011 6:02:04 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk.
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Post by Sadira Black on Dec 16, 2011 13:57:24 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****.
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Euca
Slytherin
1st Year Saphira's Daughter Muffin Club Vice President Ariana's Fianc?e Jim's and Gio's Fianc?e Wand: Ebony, 11", Dragon Heartstring, Slender Robes: 6 Books: 33 Extra Items: 37 Broom:Silver Arrow[M:-10304]
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Post by Euca on Dec 17, 2011 1:04:03 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself.
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Post by The Taco on Dec 17, 2011 12:24:55 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin.
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Dec 17, 2011 15:38:05 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin. 5. Nio blackmailed people to put him there after the unfortunate...accident of the previous one of Slytherin
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Post by Sadira Black on Dec 17, 2011 16:09:22 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin. 5. Nio blackmailed people to put him there after the unfortunate...accident of the previous one of Slytherin 6. He got punched by Hermione and lived.
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Dec 17, 2011 16:55:27 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin. 5. Nio blackmailed people to put him there after the unfortunate...accident of the previous one of Slytherin 6. He got punched by Hermione and lived. 7. He had bodyguards before he even got to Hogwarts
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
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Alice? THE Alice?
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Dec 19, 2011 16:58:42 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin. 5. Nio blackmailed people to put him there after the unfortunate...accident of the previous one of Slytherin 6. He got punched by Hermione and lived. 7. He had bodyguards before he even got to Hogwarts 8. He was turned into a ferret by "Moody" and survived
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Dec 19, 2011 18:20:21 GMT -5
^ Only cause McGonagall arrived, he'd still be a ferret otherwise
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin. 5. Nio blackmailed people to put him there after the unfortunate...accident of the previous one of Slytherin 6. He got punched by Hermione and lived. 7. He had bodyguards before he even got to Hogwarts 8. He was turned into a ferret by "Moody" and survived 9. His father bribed the right people
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
Alice? THE Alice?
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Dec 20, 2011 17:09:08 GMT -5
^ Well yeah.
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin. 5. Nio blackmailed people to put him there after the unfortunate...accident of the previous one of Slytherin 6. He got punched by Hermione and lived. 7. He had bodyguards before he even got to Hogwarts 8. He was turned into a ferret by "Moody" and survived 9. His father bribed the right people 10. In the end he really didn't care about Voldemort
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Euca
Slytherin
1st Year Saphira's Daughter Muffin Club Vice President Ariana's Fianc?e Jim's and Gio's Fianc?e Wand: Ebony, 11", Dragon Heartstring, Slender Robes: 6 Books: 33 Extra Items: 37 Broom:Silver Arrow[M:-10304]
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Post by Euca on Dec 21, 2011 9:37:43 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin. 5. Nio blackmailed people to put him there after the unfortunate...accident of the previous one of Slytherin 6. He got punched by Hermione and lived. 7. He had bodyguards before he even got to Hogwarts 8. He was turned into a ferret by "Moody" and survived 9. His father bribed the right people 10. In the end he really didn't care about Voldemort 11. He was born in June.
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Post by Sadira Black on Dec 21, 2011 14:51:40 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin. 5. Nio blackmailed people to put him there after the unfortunate...accident of the previous one of Slytherin 6. He got punched by Hermione and lived. 7. He had bodyguards before he even got to Hogwarts 8. He was turned into a ferret by "Moody" and survived 9. His father bribed the right people 10. In the end he really didn't care about Voldemort 11. He was born in June. 12. He'd sacrifice anything and everything for his mother.
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Post by The Taco on Dec 22, 2011 15:09:48 GMT -5
13 Reasons Why Draco is a Boss. 1. He's got a trademark Malfoy smirk. 2. He rich as ****. 3. He's the incarnation of Adonis himself. 4. He's Slytherin. 5. Nio blackmailed people to put him there after the unfortunate...accident of the previous one of Slytherin 6. He got punched by Hermione and lived. 7. He had bodyguards before he even got to Hogwarts 8. He was turned into a ferret by "Moody" and survived 9. His father bribed the right people 10. In the end he really didn't care about Voldemort 11. He was born in June. 12. He'd sacrifice anything and everything for his mother. 13. He was the real reason Snape killed Dumbles.
New topic! Thirteen reasons why Neville is awesome.
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Post by Sadira Black on Dec 22, 2011 19:43:38 GMT -5
Thirteen reasons why Neville is awesome.
1. Without him Harry could have never defeated Voldemort.
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