Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Nov 14, 2011 6:22:03 GMT -5
OK, but you may want to consider getting your computer examined
13 things the Weasley Twins should've done to Umbridge 1. Said "your mom" after every question she asked. 2. Asked her if she wants flies with the homework 3. Told her she wasn't half as scary as Molly Weasley. 4. Actually pelted her with Dungbombs before flying out 5. Decorate her office with pics of Death Eaters and blame it on Snape, Dumbledore, or McGonagall 6. Sent her minature centaurs after her 7. Skipped around the school singing "Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch, the Umbridge witch!" 8. Ask her how Fudge is behind closed doors 9. Ask her if you can borrow her copy of the book How to be Extremely Evil while Being Extremely Sweet. 10. Leave her love notes that are signed from Filch
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
Alice? THE Alice?
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Nov 14, 2011 21:58:30 GMT -5
^ Oh it's not my computer
13 things the Weasley Twins should've done to Umbridge 1. Said "your mom" after every question she asked. 2. Asked her if she wants flies with the homework 3. Told her she wasn't half as scary as Molly Weasley. 4. Actually pelted her with Dungbombs before flying out 5. Decorate her office with pics of Death Eaters and blame it on Snape, Dumbledore, or McGonagall 6. Sent her minature centaurs after her 7. Skipped around the school singing "Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch, the Umbridge witch!" 8. Ask her how Fudge is behind closed doors 9. Ask her if you can borrow her copy of the book How to be Extremely Evil while Being Extremely Sweet. 10. Leave her love notes that are signed from Filch 11. Played her some Beiber while having her read Twilight. She would've killed herself and/or exploded.
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Nov 15, 2011 18:26:40 GMT -5
You realise she wouldn't read it? Too many non-humans there
13 things the Weasley Twins should've done to Umbridge 1. Said "your mom" after every question she asked. 2. Asked her if she wants flies with the homework 3. Told her she wasn't half as scary as Molly Weasley. 4. Actually pelted her with Dungbombs before flying out 5. Decorate her office with pics of Death Eaters and blame it on Snape, Dumbledore, or McGonagall 6. Sent her minature centaurs after her 7. Skipped around the school singing "Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch, the Umbridge witch!" 8. Ask her how Fudge is behind closed doors 9. Ask her if you can borrow her copy of the book How to be Extremely Evil while Being Extremely Sweet. 10. Leave her love notes that are signed from Filch 11. Played her some Beiber while having her read Twilight. She would've killed herself and/or exploded. 12. Just hexed her straight from the off and saved us all a lot of trouble
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Nov 15, 2011 19:14:42 GMT -5
I know...
13 things the Weasley Twins should've done to Umbridge 1. Said "your mom" after every question she asked. 2. Asked her if she wants flies with the homework 3. Told her she wasn't half as scary as Molly Weasley. 4. Actually pelted her with Dungbombs before flying out 5. Decorate her office with pics of Death Eaters and blame it on Snape, Dumbledore, or McGonagall 6. Sent her minature centaurs after her 7. Skipped around the school singing "Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch, the Umbridge witch!" 8. Ask her how Fudge is behind closed doors 9. Ask her if you can borrow her copy of the book How to be Extremely Evil while Being Extremely Sweet. 10. Leave her love notes that are signed from Filch 11. Played her some Beiber while having her read Twilight. She would've killed herself and/or exploded. 12. Just hexed her straight from the off and saved us all a lot of trouble 13. Turned all of her clothes black, and then tell her she looks just like Snape.
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it.
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
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Post by Nio on Nov 15, 2011 19:20:09 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her.
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Post by The Taco on Nov 15, 2011 23:31:07 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof.
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Euca
Slytherin
1st Year Saphira's Daughter Muffin Club Vice President Ariana's Fianc?e Jim's and Gio's Fianc?e Wand: Ebony, 11", Dragon Heartstring, Slender Robes: 6 Books: 33 Extra Items: 37 Broom:Silver Arrow[M:-10304]
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Post by Euca on Nov 17, 2011 10:54:05 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything!
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Nov 17, 2011 13:59:46 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything! 5. Have a ghost (not Peeves) follow him for the day and see how close they are to wishing they'd never become a ghost
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Third Weasley Twin
Gryffindor
1st Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Mahogany, 10", Phoenix Feather, Rather Slender Robes: Books: Transfiguration within Everyday Life Extra Items: Chocolate chip muffin Supplies: Pet: Black Panther named Fluffy Classes: [M:
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Post by Third Weasley Twin on Nov 17, 2011 17:47:26 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything! 5. Have a ghost (not Peeves) follow him for the day and see how close they are to wishing they'd never become a ghost 6. Tell him Umbridge read the Twilgiht series and it was now the book she lived by.
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Nov 18, 2011 6:30:24 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything! 5. Have a ghost (not Peeves) follow him for the day and see how close they are to wishing they'd never become a ghost 6. Tell him Umbridge read the Twilgiht series and it was now the book she lived by. 7. Get the Weasley Twins to create a neon sign he can't see hanging over his head saying he is an idiot...it's not like they are lying!
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Luv
Gryffindor
1st Year Taco's Mom Unky's Baby Mama Wand: Willow, 7 inches, Veela Hair, Quite Slender Robes: Standard Black Books: 5 Extra Items: Euca, Carnival Queen Costume Supplies: Spell-Checking quill, Color-Changing Ink, and Parchment Pet: Win
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Post by Luv on Dec 1, 2011 11:29:44 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything! 5. Have a ghost (not Peeves) follow him for the day and see how close they are to wishing they'd never become a ghost 6. Tell him Umbridge read the Twilgiht series and it was now the book she lived by. 7. Get the Weasley Twins to create a neon sign he can't see hanging over his head saying he is an idiot...it's not like they are lying! 8. Rifle through his desk drawers until you find the one holding all of his Squib info, then proceed to make copies, replace the originals, and then post said copies all over Hogwarts.
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Post by Sadira Black on Dec 6, 2011 16:09:23 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything! 5. Have a ghost (not Peeves) follow him for the day and see how close they are to wishing they'd never become a ghost 6. Tell him Umbridge read the Twilight series and it was now the book she lived by. 7. Get the Weasley Twins to create a neon sign he can't see hanging over his head saying he is an idiot...it's not like they are lying! 8. Rifle through his desk drawers until you find the one holding all of his Squib info, then proceed to make copies, replace the originals, and then post said copies all over Hogwarts. 9. Make a copy of his key to his "office" (or wherever he keeps the confiscated stuff) and make a new one, and see how long it takes him to realize that it isn't the right key.
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Nio
Hufflepuff
2nd Year Muffin Club Member Wand: Reed, 10", Unicorn Hair, Slender Robes: Hufflepuff Quidditch Books: 6 Extra Items: 7 Broom: Nimbus 2000 Pet: Xon, A Runespoor, 7 foot long, Bright red with black swirls Class[M:215]
"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Dec 8, 2011 21:58:31 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything! 5. Have a ghost (not Peeves) follow him for the day and see how close they are to wishing they'd never become a ghost 6. Tell him Umbridge read the Twilight series and it was now the book she lived by. 7. Get the Weasley Twins to create a neon sign he can't see hanging over his head saying he is an idiot...it's not like they are lying! 8. Rifle through his desk drawers until you find the one holding all of his Squib info, then proceed to make copies, replace the originals, and then post said copies all over Hogwarts. 9. Make a copy of his key to his "office" (or wherever he keeps the confiscated stuff) and make a new one, and see how long it takes him to realize that it isn't the right key. 10. Leave a message supposedly from Dumbeldore stating that "naked Thursdays" are now a rule.
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Post by Sadira Black on Dec 9, 2011 18:02:24 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything! 5. Have a ghost (not Peeves) follow him for the day and see how close they are to wishing they'd never become a ghost 6. Tell him Umbridge read the Twilight series and it was now the book she lived by. 7. Get the Weasley Twins to create a neon sign he can't see hanging over his head saying he is an idiot...it's not like they are lying! 8. Rifle through his desk drawers until you find the one holding all of his Squib info, then proceed to make copies, replace the originals, and then post said copies all over Hogwarts. 9. Make a copy of his key to his "office" (or wherever he keeps the confiscated stuff) and make a new one, and see how long it takes him to realize that it isn't the right key. 10. Leave a message supposedly from Dumbeldore stating that "naked Thursdays" are now a rule. 11. Put a flat-screen TV in his room and see how long it takes him to realize that it isn't a moving picture.
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Post by The Taco on Dec 15, 2011 3:44:34 GMT -5
13 Ways to Prove that Filch is an Idiot 1. Leave out a wand, and watch him try to do magic with it. 2. Say something that is obviously wrong and say Umbridge said so. He will agree with her. 3. Petrify his cat. He'll blame whoever finds her without having any real proof. 4. Just get him to say something- anything! 5. Have a ghost (not Peeves) follow him for the day and see how close they are to wishing they'd never become a ghost 6. Tell him Umbridge read the Twilight series and it was now the book she lived by. 7. Get the Weasley Twins to create a neon sign he can't see hanging over his head saying he is an idiot...it's not like they are lying! 8. Rifle through his desk drawers until you find the one holding all of his Squib info, then proceed to make copies, replace the originals, and then post said copies all over Hogwarts. 9. Make a copy of his key to his "office" (or wherever he keeps the confiscated stuff) and make a new one, and see how long it takes him to realize that it isn't the right key. 10. Leave a message supposedly from Dumbeldore stating that "naked Thursdays" are now a rule. 11. Put a flat-screen TV in his room and see how long it takes him to realize that it isn't a moving picture. 12. Look at a blank piece of parchment. He'll confiscate it saying that it's a dangerous magical artifact.
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