What are your dreams?

[Kayleigh]

Okay, so I know that I have some really weird dreams some times. What I want to know is what are your weird dreams? Post some of your dreams on here! I'll go first:

When I was little, I had a dream that I was on fire on a brick wall. Everyone tells you when you are little to stop, drop, and roll and that is exactly what I did. The only problem was that I was rolling in real life and I rolled off my bed and hit my head on a stack of books... yeah...

SO now it's your turn!

[Sadira Black]

Haha!

Well, I have A LOT of weird dreams. Like almost all of them are weird. But by far the weirdest one I had was this one... I typed it up and posted it in a group I'm on on Facebook, and it's pretty long and detailed, but... It's funny. XD

It took place during the Civil War. I happened to be an officer. I was a high ranking officer at that, on the side of the Rebels, naturally. So, I was all decked out in my grey uniform with a gun shooting people like it was every day life. But as the battle progressed, I realized that we were fighting in the countryside where I grew up at. That was the first strange thing that I noticed.

The second thing was when a blonde Major came up to me, calling me his sister. So, I had a brother, which I do not in real life. So, I played along. My name wasn't Elisabeth there though. It was Natalie. And my brother's name just happened to be Jasper. As in, Jasper from Twilight. e.O

So, I was the sister of a guy from Twilight. That should have woken me up from fright on the spot, but it didn't. So, I kept dreaming. Anyways, the battle was over, and we went home. The South won that day, by the way.

We spent a night at home with our family, all of which were very nice. The next day we were sent on a scouting mission to find Robert E. Lee's commanding officers.

Now, this wouldn't have been out of the ordinary, except E. Lee was on the South's side in my dream, weirdly enough. So, it was reversed. We had Grant, and they had Lee.

Anyways, back to the story. My brother and I went on a scouting mission to find his commanding officers and assassinate them. We shot and killed about four of them, and E. Lee just happened to see me, so now I was on his death list.

Jasper got shot during our little mission, and bled out on the way back to camp. So, I was out in the wild with a dead brother who I was determined to bury. I was walking on a path through the woods when Lee rode up on a horse, and was about to shoot me.

I pleaded with him to spare me long enough to bury my brother, and he agreed. So, we went back home, and I had long enough to bury my brother and give him a proper grave marker before I was to be executed. (This is where is starts getting weird... Well, weirder)

So, I am up on a platform and Lee is about to execute me in front of the entire town, which consisted of about 250 people in all. But before he shoots me in the head, he decides to shake my hand for getting the wool over his eyes and killing his commanding officers.

But instead of shaking his hand, I somehow get a knife into my hands and stab him, killing him. As he topples off of the platform, I jump down and run as far as I can, as fast as I can.

Well, as I was about to get too tired to run, a girl from my church happened to drive by on a golf cart. She gave me a ride. And since there was a mob coming behind us with pitchforks and torches and stuff, I had to find a place to hide.

So, the girl from my church drove me to my school Principal's house. He let me live in his basement until I could safely leave and live on my own. I remember watching the Flinstones on an old TV while I was down there...

So, when Lincoln became president, I got to leave. Which is historically inaccurate. He was already president when the war started.

The last thing I remember in the dream was getting chased across the Atlantic Ocean by monster trucks and a bunch of bikers in leather jackets while I was riding in Sirius Black's sidecar on his motorbike on our way to Candy Mountain...

SO YAY! Crazy dream is crazy. XD I guess you can see how my love of history and stuff transfers into my dreams. e.O

[dejirah]

I had a weird dream last night....

My friends and I had this weird car kind of thing where six of us sat in a circle around a center pod and we floated up and I drove (i can't even explain it, it was weird...) Anyways, we were visiting my home and ended up deciding to visit the house where I grew up until seventh grade. So, in our little weird flying box car thing, we floated over to the house and stopped outside. Apparently our neighbors had purchased the house and connected them and landscaped with a bunch of other rich people things. And there's snow all over the ground because I live in the north, so it's cold. We got out and I walked up and asked what I assumed to be either a technician employed by the house owners or the gardener. He said I wasn't allowed to talk to the owner and the owners came out with two friends and sat in the hot-tub like river in front (yeah, weird.)
Anyways, so I was leaving and my friend tripped over a snow bank, me farther down and our guy friend up top who grabbed my friend's ankle so she didn't slide down the whole thing and hit her head. We ended up seeing my grandma in a rocking chair inside so we slipped inside from the back. When we got upstairs, we saw the entire house was the same configuration but walls had been changed, doors taken off, the office reconfigured, etc. The only room the same was the living room and that's because my grandmother refused to let them move anything. So we ended up searching for things that had belonged to my grandma and parents before we found pictures from my grandma, searching the entire house and logging onto the owner's password protected computers. It was like we were spies undercover! I think Arwin from Suite Life of Zack and Cody was there too....
Anyways, the owners came back inside and saw us looking around the living room (we'd finished the rest of the house by then, with the help of the guy owner's mistress/girlfriend, his wife was outside with him) and we said we were looking for things that belonged to my grandma and parents. He said we wouldn't find anything but we found the pictures hidden inside furniture my parents had when they'd lived there. The owner had taken everything from my family and we decided to take back what was ours, or at least the monetary amount that was the same. We ended up finding a huge diamond ring and took it, running from the house and piling into the floating car thingamabob. We traveled down the street, meeting up with some of my old friends before we took off towards the interstate, half flying half driving, until we reached the highway and continued down the road, other car/floating things with us. A bear barreled through the car/things and chased us, probably sent by the house owners for their ring back, but we ended up getting around it, getting all soaking wet in the process. We found a store that sold swimming suits and went inside to purchase some new clothes (swimming suits...... -__-) Anyways, we bought new "clothes" and left, making our way back to my dorm.

That's the slightly less detailed version because in some spots, my details got away from me and I forgot them.... But yeah. Weird huh? And this was one of the LESS weird dreams...

[The Taco]

I had a weird dream once. Actually, six times.

There are three dancing tomatoes. The are doing the Can-Can. And singing "Yeah, yeah, yeah". Then three more tomatoes come in, but they're pink. They're singing "No, no, no". Then a blue tomato comes in and starts saying "Muchacho" over and over again. It happened six nights in a row.

I also had a weird dream where my sister gave birth to puppies in the middle of Wal-Mart.

I do not have problems.

I promise.

I don't.

[veryweirdperson]

I have got some really strange dreams but the one I remember the most was the one where I was running trough a forest chased down by a gigantic face. It was.... I really don't know how to describe what I felt when I woke up -_-

[The Taco]

I think we can all agree that our dreams are muy loca.

[dejirah]

I had a dream last night (it was long and detailed and complicated) but I had my own baby in the dream and when I woke up, and still, my arms ache for the baby and I literally want to cry. Do I have a Time Beetle on my back?

[Rhindon]

Some people say your spirit travels to other diminsions while you dream and thats what you can experience mental jet lag when you return. All I can say that is if thats true theres some interesting places out there.

[Sadira Black]

If that's true then I've been to Narnia more times than I can count. I live there.

[Kayleigh]

If that's true then I live at Hogwarts and I have defeated my enemy many times. Bless our hearts we're all crazy here!

[Sadira Black]

That's nothing new!

[dejirah]

I hope my dreams aren't another dimension. Some of them are too strange and weird...

[Sadira Black]

Haha! XD I love having weird dreams...

[dejirah]

Mine are always weird... Like, it's cray-cray.

[Sadira Black]

Weird dreams are awesome.