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Post by The Seeker on Aug 15, 2010 1:57:36 GMT -5
I don't know where I read this..probably on Facebook...and i apologize to whoever said it because it's not at all the exact quote.
If Facebook crashed, 98% of it's users would cry. If you're of the 2% who would laugh, post this in your siggy
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Got a job finally. Only took an eternity!
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Post by Luv on Sept 2, 2010 18:44:00 GMT -5
"More Americans can name the three stooges than the three branches of government. Well, that's because the three stooges are more likely to get something done." -David Letterman
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Post by Sadira Black on Sept 7, 2010 16:07:37 GMT -5
These are some of my favorite quotes from the Chronicles Of Narnia.
Lucy: *holding up one of her old dresses* I was so tall. Susan: Well, you were older then. Edmund: As opposed to hundreds of years later, when you're younger.
Edmund: Do you think there's any way we can go back? *the Pevensies all stare at him* I left my new torch in Narnia!
Reepicheep: *standing on Caspian with his sword pointed at him* Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine! Prince Caspian: You are a mouse. Reepicheep: *sighs* I was hoping for something a little more original. Pick up your sword. Prince Caspian: *looks at his sword then looks back at Reepicheep* Uh... no thanks. Reepicheep: Pick it up! I will not fight an unarmed man. Prince Caspian: Which is why I might live longer if I choose not to cross blades with you, noble mouse. Reepicheep: I said I would not fight you. I didn't say I'd let you live. Trufflehunter: *from a small distance* Reepicheep! Stay your blade! Reepicheep: Trufflehunter? I trust you have a very good reason for this untimely interruption! Nikabrik: He doesn't. Go ahead.
Lucy: *after Susan and Caspian kiss, whispers to Edmund* I'm sure when I'm older I'll understand! Edmund: *Slightly disgusted look* I'm older and I don't think I WANT to understand.
Well, that's all I can think of right now.
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ekeelenamorgan
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drink from the goblet, it will change your life.
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Post by ekeelenamorgan on Sept 7, 2010 20:51:51 GMT -5
"No matter that the companions had hurried away. The Witch could wait. They would meet again." -Wicked "Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent!" "Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through? Willy Wonka: Hsawaknow. Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese? Willy Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards." "Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it." "I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library" -Jane Austen , Pride and Prejudice. "Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously.... Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us." -Jane Austen, Pride and Prejdice. "Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens." -J. R. R. Tolkien "Little by little, one travels far." -J. R. R. Tolkien "It's a dangerous business going out your front door." -J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring "All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost." -J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring "Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well." -Mahatma Gandhi I will keep on posting daily quotes I hope yo enjoy them *smiles* Elle is out *bows*
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Euca
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Post by Euca on Sept 8, 2010 9:56:46 GMT -5
Oh wow so many quotes! i love Narnia and Willy Wonka! they're awesome =D
so this quote is from Kung Fu Panda and i thought it was very cute...
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift thats why its called present..."
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Post by Sadira Black on Sept 8, 2010 14:45:37 GMT -5
Haha. I LOVE Narnia... It's my first obsession above all else, and then comes Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings in a tie.
Here's one I found on facebook the other day...
Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.
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ekeelenamorgan
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1st Year Wand: Oak, 11 1/2", Dragon Heartstring, Slightly Firm Robes: Books:Defensive Magical Theory Extra Items: Supplies: Pet: Classes: [M:0]
drink from the goblet, it will change your life.
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Post by ekeelenamorgan on Sept 8, 2010 17:11:46 GMT -5
ha ha ha I also love those beautiful books but my heart is overwhelmed by Wicked and A Dirty Job xD this is a Very Potter Musical Quote xD i just love those starkids "You know, they don't even have dances at Pigfarts. All of the noise would disturbe Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs." -Draco M. have a felicitous day! Elle is out *bows*
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Post by Sadira Black on Sept 8, 2010 17:29:02 GMT -5
Haha. Here's one that I thought was funny.... It's from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Aang: You're the idea guy! Sokka: That's a lot of pressure you know. Katara: And also the complaining guy Sokka: That I can live with
It's not exact, but...
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Magic is only as powerful as the mind that wields it.
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Post by Professor Giovanni on Sept 9, 2010 7:51:58 GMT -5
In war, victory In peace, vigilance In death, sacrifice -Grey Warden motto
"Ah yes...that smell. Just like rotting flesh. Now if I had a prostitute, some fish chowder, and a corrupt politician, I'd really feel at home!" -Zevran
"I see where this is going. Downhill. And quickly, too" -Zevran
(Sighs) "And here I thought the Wonders of Thedas would be a lady of the night house. Pity." -Zevran
(After discussing of burning an approaching undead horde) "A fine tactic. Provided it actually kills them and you don't end up having to deal with flaming undead." -Zevran
"'Death happens,' as we like to say. 'And when I get paid for it, death happens more often.'" -Zevran
(upon interrupting father Eirik's sermon in Haven) "Just once I'd like to walk into one of these places and discover a lively dance, or a drinking festival. Or an orgy. But alas, no." -Zevran
Zevran is an assassin by trade who hangs out with the protagonist of Dragon Age Origins if the right actions are taken
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2010 10:16:55 GMT -5
Momoshiro - "What do you mean you've never played doubles before?!" Ryoma - "Do I look like a team player to you?"
From Prince of Tennis. XD
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Post by guildam595 on Sept 24, 2010 18:04:59 GMT -5
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think guns help. You wouldn't kill a lot of people standing there shouting BANG -Anonoymous
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Euca
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Post by Euca on Nov 7, 2010 4:37:47 GMT -5
1. Kate: Where have you been all my life? Jackson: Gift shop.
-2012
2. Close to the door, heads began to turn and one of the waiters almost dropped a tray of drinks in shock. Angel entered, dressed in a yellow-and-green Hawaiian shirt, a yellow tie, a powder blue jacket, stonewashed jeans, and a pair of red boots so bright they throbbed.
Charlie: Off to see the wizard? Louis: S***, Angel, the heck you think you are? Mardi Gras? Charlie: You have the good taste of a seasoned meths drinker. Louis: I didn't even know Filene's basement had a basement, must be where they keep the real s***.
Angel (shaking head and smiling): I'm making a statement. Louis: I know the kind of statement you makin'. You sayin' "Kill me, i got no taste." Charlie: You should carry a sign that says "i will work for fashion tips"
3. Angel: How's life in the sticks? Still living in the rural slum? Charlie: My house is not a slum. Angel: It dont even have carpets. Charlie: It's got timber floors. Angel: It's got timbers. Just cause they fell on the ground dont make them a floor.
-The Killing Kind by John Connolly
4. Evey Hammond: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey Hammond: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. Evey Hammond: Oh. Right. V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person? V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with? Evey Hammond: I'm Evey. V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are. Evey Hammond: What does that mean? V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.
5. Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die? V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
6. V: Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
-V for Vendetta
And this quote is of my friend who was awfully nonsensically random, writing with a marker on windows in our class...
"We are vandals. You are an ostrich. Chew on that!"
Ok, this is psitively my last modification but i just had to quote Nio!
"If you want to see a show about randomers and loose heads, just watch our lives!" - Nio (quoting herself from the previous day)
=D
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"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Dec 4, 2010 14:22:30 GMT -5
This is a quote from the convo my sister is having with herself
"But Hufflepuffs are suppose to be hard-working, loyal, good-" cut off by me
"Yet I'm a Dark Puff"
"Good point"
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Post by Boss Crystall on Dec 6, 2010 20:36:22 GMT -5
its not being girly, its just gross! you can be all the man you want and go around dissecting dead animals shouting "Oh look its grasshopper testicles!!"
--euca
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Nio
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"Hell hath no fury like a princess sworn"- and I'll probably kill you too
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Post by Nio on Dec 7, 2010 12:43:17 GMT -5
"What do yo want me to do? Call the MI6 and ask for their chopper as I need to deliver their top-secret plans to the enemy?"
*pause*
"yeah"
"fine"
- me and my sister. I started
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